21 Funny Quotes From Real Life. . .

Life is as simple as a smile, if you do it more you will become happy and if you do it less you will be forgotten. Actually, people are difficult that makes life hell. The World is getting a bitter place to live because of us. And later we often blame others. For a simple living, we must cut the negativity out from within. Then only we can live the best of life.

Let’s just cheer for life and find fun ways to live it. Here I’ve jotted down a list of funny quotes from real life. Just go through it and rejoice living.
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  1. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. – Unknown
  2. Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer
  3. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. – Isaac Asimov
  4. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. – Truman Capote
  5. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar
  6. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
  7. “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” – Maureen Dowd
  8. I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis Agassiz
  9. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
  10. “Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman
  11. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
  12. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain
  13. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
  14. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
  15. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
  16. “When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard“, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” – Sydney Harris
  17. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. – Robert Bloch
  18. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese
  19. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
  20. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. – Oscar Wilde
  21. Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. – Franklin P. Jones
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