16 Signs You Are A Social Media Stalker In Disguise. . .

Stalking has a new definition. Gone are the days when people used to make an effort and leave their home to stalk someone else. With social media, we can stalk almost anyone and that too as per our convenience. Let’s face it – there is a social media stalker in each one of us. Even though if you try to disguise it, these telltale signs will let you know the truth for sure.

  1. After meeting someone for the first time, you have to look them up on popular social media platforms like Facebook and Instagram.
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  2. You don’t believe in blind dates. Before going on a date, you have to stalk the other person on social media.
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  3. Whenever you meet someone whom you have already stalked, it becomes really hard to maintain a poker face.
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  4. All you need is someone’s first name and what they do to find them on Facebook. You are so good at it that you end up surprising yourself at times.
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  5. If you don’t find something juicy on Facebook, you quickly move to other platforms like Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr… (Well, you know the drill).
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  6. You can’t stand private profiles. You keep visiting a closed profile time and time again to check if it has been miraculously changed or not.
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  7. You quickly judge others by the type of pages they have liked on Facebook or the kind of content they have shared.
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  8. There are times when you know your friend is going to get dumped – before they actually do.
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  9. Finding yourself on your ex’s brother’s best friend’s profile with a 60-week old update is the most normal thing for you.
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  10. You have accidentally committed the Instagram suicide of double tapping someone’s picture that was originally posted some 500-days back.
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  11. In moments of weakness (and desperation), you have created a fake Facebook profile with a sole purpose of stalking someone (your ex).
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  12. You feel like you are already a part of the inner circle of celebrities (and crushes) you have been following for years.
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  13. You feel like you are already a part of the inner circle of celebrities (and crushes) you have been following for years.
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  14. You exactly know how it feels like to know everything about someone whom you haven’t actually met.
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  15. You feel like a rock star whenever your friends need the assistance of your stalking skills.
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  16. According to you, social media stalking is not a hobby, but a skill that every individual should have. You are so passionate about it that you keep telling your friends about your secrets.
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After all, you are so good at social media stalking that you have even considered putting it under the “special skills” section in your resume.

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