14 New Year Resolutions On Twitter That Are Funnier Than Yours. . .

New Year is just around the corner. It is that time of the year when you make a resolution and then you break them too. Well, all the fun is in making them. Some people out there are known to make bizarre resolutions for New Year and they are even funnier than yours. We bet! Let us take a look at 15 funniest New Year resolutions that are taking rounds on the social media –

1. My "don't make love to Victoria's Secret models" resolution is going great so far

   — Eli Braden (@EliBraden) January 2, 2014

2. New Years revolution- Stop using my cat as an excuse for a boyfriend

   — Laura Leigh Gedeon (@Laurallg22) December 28, 2012

3. My New Years Resolution is to spend less time interacting with people & more time with my phone. Doing pretty well so far…

   — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) January 1, 2014

4. New Years Resolution. This year I'm going to incorporate " I don't roll that way" into at least one conversation a week.

   — Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) January 1, 2014



5. New Year's resolution: become more of a recluse, wear paper towels as mittens

   — ????????Samta Darcy???? (@65thvictor) December 31, 2012

6. New years resolution is to stop crying at google commercials.

   — Jamie Kilstein (@jamiekilstein) January 1, 2014

7. Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."

   — Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) January 1, 2014



8. My New Year resolution for 2016 was to build a body like Sylvester Stallone. And now I've only one month left to learn Photoshop

   — The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) November 27, 2016

9. My New Year’s resolution is to be less prefect.

   — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 31, 2013

10. NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: To catch up on my resolutions for 2O12, 2O13, and 2O14..!!#NewYearsResolution

    — jjay michael (@stfujjay) December 29, 2014



11. my only New Years resolution is to not spend money on food I honestly might be rich by 2016

    — Tweet Like A Girl (@TweetLikeAGirI) December 29, 2014

12. My cat's New Years resolution is to continue staring at nothing

    — Ryan Doon (@RyDoon) December 30, 2014

13. My New Years Resolution is to not let my good looks make me insecure! We pretty ppl have opinions that count too! 143 pic.twitter.com/427btgdm8F

    — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 30, 2014



14. NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: finish at least one page-a-day calendar

    — Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 29, 2014