21 Witty Tinder Profiles That Are Sure To Get A Right Swipe. . .

Let’s face it! Not everyone can crack online dating. Tinder is known as the “Candy Crush of dating” for countless reasons. As long as the app is around, you won’t get tired of stumbling upon some hilarious profiles. Everyone tries to come up with something witty on Tinder to make others swipe right, but there are some profiles that really stands out. You can’t really un-see these bios for sure! Don’t believe me? Well, here are the nominees for the best (and borderline weird) profiles on Tinder.

1. Thumbs-up for her honesty!
   
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2. Always start with your flaws. Keep it real!
   
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3. So, do you want to be an insta-daddy?
   
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4. This is where you can start if you want to get “high on life”
   
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5. If you have low self-esteem issues, then put it out there. It’s a major turn on!
   
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6. All she wants is a little “wooOOH” in her life!
   
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7. If you like someone with “brother-issues”
   
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8. No, Brandon! This is not how you eat an apple!
   
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9. Well, I would love to date myself too!
   
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10. That picture isn’t making me uncomfortable at all!
    
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11. They said I could be anything. So I became a fire-breathing unicorn!
    
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12. Another fan of unicorns
    
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13. Add a little glitz (and lots of gold) to your life!
    
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14. At least the guy is honest!
    
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15. This is Scott. Scott is being overly dramatic (and is making some really bad decisions in life). Don’t be like Scott.
    
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16. Poor guy. I’m pretty sure he can do a lot better without that banana gun.
    
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17. You go, Becky!
    Note to myself: It’s important to let others know what you are passionate about.
    
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18. I can describe this profile in just three words – too much Photoshop!
    
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19. The best a man can get!
    
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20. Now when you know what happiness is, you can easily pee in your pants.
    
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21. That’s a bio I’m not going to forget for a long time.
    
    SourceOkay! So maybe this is the reason why I’m not getting any matches on Tinder. I don’t know much about you, but I’m quite psyched to give my profile a makeover now. I can’t wait to level up my creepiness!
    There is so much of love out there, you guys! The next time you stumble upon a profile like these, you can’t swipe left. If you have also encountered an awesome Tinder profile, then let us know in the comments below.