Stand-up comedians in India are a big rage these days. They keep on posting their best jokes on social media, Twitter mainly and enjoy a large fan following. Their jokes are generally one-liners that take a dig at some of the most common things around us that we never possibly imagined in that way before. Let us introduce you to some of the coolest Indian stand-up comedians and their best jokes so far that they shared on Twitter. We bet they will crack you up every time you read them and you can’t help but re-tweet them–
Girl: Can you do a British accent?
Girl: Say something.
Me: tum saala gulaam log meri jooti ke neeche rahega.
— Siddharth Dudeja (@sidudeja) September 5, 2015
I know it's 10 years too late but here. pic.twitter.com/hJ2h8eMJ7H
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) May 12, 2016
Indian matrimonial ad: Seeking strong independent career driven Indian woman to make Roti
— Sanjay Manaktala (@smanak) August 22, 2016
Please dont call a vada a savoury doughnut. It's like introducing your brother as "not my sister"
— Sumukhi Suresh (@sumukhisuresh) November 5, 2015
Who called it How I Met Your Mother and not Ted-Ex?
— Rohan (@mojorojo) August 31, 2016
I'll just leave this here. pic.twitter.com/y0SXqyZJSL
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) September 5, 2016
Bas ek speech mein bol do..fuck pakistan..bas
Please yaar…ek toh there liye Taj Mahal saaf karaaya
— Khamba (@gkhamba) January 25, 2015
Fear Factor is basically Masterchef China.
— Amogh Ranadive (@amoghranadive) July 6, 2012
If I made my jokes any cleaner, I'd have to sell it as hand sanitizer!
— Abish Mathew (@abishmathew) March 23, 2015
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in Jazbaa shows everyone what it's like for people in Mumbai when we see an empty rickshaw.. pic.twitter.com/qdnFMQEz9I
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) August 26, 2015
Marital Status Checkbox in India –
3) Log Kya Kahenge
— Sonali Thakker (@SonaliThakker) June 14, 2015
— Varun Thakur (@VarunmThakur) June 30, 2016
Guy next to me on a flight.
Orders a low cal meal.
Then drinks 3 beers.
That's a man whose priorities are in order.
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) September 3, 2016
Every now and then Tinder will throw up a dude on my list as if it's saying "bhai pakka ladke se kaam nahi hoga? No? Ok chalo"
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) September 5, 2016
In DJ wale babu the girl nags the guy for one thing throughout and the guy tells her to chill he will do everything but never what she asks.
— Adhiraj Singh (@UudBilawManus) January 1, 2016